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Announcing Greed 5.0

May 2026

GreedCo is very happy to announce the latest release of our product, Greed version 5.0! This new version of greed is even greedier than Greed 4.0 and shows how we are on target of becoming the fastest growing startup since Greed 4.0.

What's new in Greed 5.0:

• We added enshitification.
• A new subscription-driven AI vendor lock-in for consumers
• New strengthened walls for our walled garden
• 500% growth in terms&service contract words

Install it now!